" MARK
... God I loathe playing other people’s family games, it’s such a bore.
ELIZABETH
We’ve done long enough now. You said we’d be out by three.
MARK
Well why didn’t you just do the lie about the baby-sitter getting ill?
ELIZABETH
Because that needs to be seeded. You need to seed it.
MARK
You don’t need to seed it, you just say it. “Sorry we’ve got to go now the baby-sitter’s ill.”
ELIZABETH
Oh Mark you’re so naive. What awful curtains. "
― Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton