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" GRANDMA: Are you a gay?
ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man?
*She laughs*
ORPHEUS' BRAIN: Thank god she took it as a joke. I would have been executed on the town square for such a rude back answer. "

― , Shimmers & Shrouds (Abstruse, #1)

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quote : GRANDMA: Are you a gay?<br />ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man?<br />*She laughs*<br />ORPHEUS' BRAIN: Thank god she took it as a joke. I would have been executed on the town square for such a rude back answer.
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