" ...Why haven’t we had sex in six days?”

“Because you have a bullet wound.”

She cocked her head. Devin braced himself for the barrage of bullshit she was about to spew. “Last I checked, I didn’t get shot in the pussy; I got shot in the arm. And since you’re not into armpit fucking, there shouldn’t be a problem.” Her gaze dropped to his crotch. “Or is there? "

― Lorelei James , Hillbilly Rockstar (Blacktop Cowboys, #6)