Home > Author > Stewart Stafford >

" Daily Bread by Stewart Stafford

Butcher short-changed me again,
There’s sawdust in the sausages,
Grocer’s growing grosser and then,
A proposition with my messages.

The driving instructor’s pissed on bends,
I went and told his mother,
The barman’s watering down pints for friends
Like he’s feeding his baby brother.

The barber’s still one hair off,
One side doesn’t match the other,
Bookie won’t take my bets and lends,
The landlord another sucker.

Tossed out in the street to fend for myself,
With all the other refuse,
Garbage man fills his truck with me,
At least I still have one use.

© Stewart Stafford, 2021. All rights reserved. "

Stewart Stafford


Image for Quotes

Stewart Stafford quote : Daily Bread by Stewart Stafford<br /><br />Butcher short-changed me again,<br />There’s sawdust in the sausages,<br />Grocer’s growing grosser and then,<br />A proposition with my messages.<br /><br />The driving instructor’s pissed on bends,<br />I went and told his mother,<br />The barman’s watering down pints for friends<br />Like he’s feeding his baby brother.<br /><br />The barber’s still one hair off,<br />One side doesn’t match the other,<br />Bookie won’t take my bets and lends,<br />The landlord another sucker.<br /><br />Tossed out in the street to fend for myself,<br />With all the other refuse,<br />Garbage man fills his truck with me,<br />At least I still have one use.<br /><br />© Stewart Stafford, 2021. All rights reserved.