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21 " Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism – it's my least favorite quality, and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen. "
― Conan O'Brien
22 " Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood. "
23 " I've always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage. "
24 " If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention. "
25 " When all else fails there's always delusion. "
26 " Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen. "
27 " All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and you’re kind, amazing things will happen. "
28 " You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein Because he hates America he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French people. "
29 " There are few things more liberating in life than having your worst fear realized. "
30 " Blow it up. "
31 " Nobody in life gets exactly what they though they were going to get.But if you work really hard and are kind, amazing things will happen.I'm telling you: Amazing things will happen. "
32 " Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen "
33 " Success is a lot like a bright, white tuxedo. You feel terrific when you get it, but then you're desperately afraid of getting it dirty, of spoiling it in any way. "
34 " Just programmed my Alexa to order a pizza if I shout incoherently for more than 10 seconds "